The Bright Side

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Although the word "quixotic" will always have a special place in my heart, I've decided that it is not my favorite word anymore. While the word quixotic is cool-looking and sounding, I've decided that I now stand more for optimism than idealism. Consequently, I think that some changes need to be made with this blog, starting with the title, in order steer it in a new and better direction. Perhaps it will provide a relief from the doomsday mindset of brb's "Indecisivity;" I'll let you all decide. Now here's a funny and potentially offensive, but completely logical proof I saw today at my friend's dorm room:

Everyone can agree that girls take time and money. Therefore, we start with the premise:
Girls= Time x Money

It is also widely known that 'time is money,' therefore:
Time= Money, Girls= Money x Money, Girls= Money²

Furthermore, we have seen that 'money is the root of all evil,' or:
Money= √(Evil)

Therefore:
Money²= (√[Evil])²= Evil

And finally:
Girls= Evil

Now the bright side is that only once a problem like this is recognized and legitimized can it be remedied, but that's really not the kind of optimism I'm talking about, I just think it's funny.

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